--- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com, "Howard M. Davis" <sierra60@...>
wrote:
>
> It's not my style to launch political discussion, and the Sun rises
in
> the South, but I just couldn't help myself on this one. Please
don't
> respond...unless you just can't help yourself.
>
> A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
> and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
> her fourth wedding.
>
> 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type
> and color dress are you looking for?'
>
> The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'
>
> The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
> this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
> appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for
those
> who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory
> or sky blue would be nice.'
>
> 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
remain
> as innocent as a first-time bride.
>
> 'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
> died as we were checking into our hotel.
>
> 'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
> limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled
> immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
>
> 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
>
> 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for
> four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good
> it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
>
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