--- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com, Jud Cole <campbellajc@...> wrote:
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> Will Rogers:
> I'm not a member of an organized political party. I'm a Democrat.
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> Close if not right on the nose.
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> --- On Wed, 7/9/08, riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@...> wrote:
> From: riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@...>
> Subject: [Pipe smokers] Re: Joke
> To: pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com
> Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 1:12 AM
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> Are you kidding?
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> Democrats TELL jokes like this in between bouts of calling for Reid
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> Let's remember, the party and the party leadership are two entirely
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> Besides, there's a long history of this. Check out some of Will
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> --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "jimijammer69" <jimijammer69@
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> > WATCH OUT...here comes a herd of Democrats after you!!!
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> > --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "Howard M. Davis" <sierra60@>
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> > > It's not my style to launch political discussion, and the Sun rises
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> > > the South, but I just couldn't help myself on this one. Please
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> > > A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
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> > > 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type
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> > > The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'
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> > > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
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> > > this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
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> > > who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory
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> > > 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
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> > > appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
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> > > 'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
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> > > 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for
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