but every horse thief is a democrat.
Smoke in peace,
Al
--- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com, "riggersouldance"
<rigger_souldance@...> wrote:
>
> That's the most well known one.... there are others too. :)
>
> --- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com, Jud Cole <campbellajc@> wrote:
> >
> > Will Rogers:
> > I'm not a member of an organized political party. I'm a Democrat.
> >
> > Close if not right on the nose.
> > Jud
> >
> > --- On Wed, 7/9/08, riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@> wrote:
> > From: riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@>
> > Subject: [Pipe smokers] Re: Joke
> > To: pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com
> > Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 1:12 AM
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Are you kidding?
> >
> >
> >
> > Democrats TELL jokes like this in between bouts of calling for
Reid
> >
> > and Pelosi's heads.
> >
> >
> >
> > Let's remember, the party and the party leadership are two
entirely
> >
> > different things.
> >
> >
> >
> > Besides, there's a long history of this. Check out some of Will
> >
> > Rogers' jokes about the Democrats. (Which was an entirely
different
> >
> > bunch back then, but still.....)
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "jimijammer69"
<jimijammer69@
> ...>
> >
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> >
> > > WATCH OUT...here comes a herd of Democrats after you!!!
> >
> > >
> >
> > > --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "Howard M. Davis"
<sierra60@>
> >
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > It's not my style to launch political discussion, and the Sun
rises
> >
> > > in
> >
> > > > the South, but I just couldn't help myself on this one.
Please
> >
> > > don't
> >
> > > > respond...unless you just can't help yourself.
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
> >
> > > > and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding
gown for
> >
> > > > her fourth wedding.
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what
type
> >
> > > > and color dress are you looking for?'
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a
veil.'
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
> >
> > > > this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered
more
> >
> > > > appropriate for brides who are being married the first time,
for
> >
> > > those
> >
> > > > who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean.
Perhaps ivory
> >
> > > > or sky blue would be nice.'
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> >
> > > > directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> >
> > > > appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,
I
> >
> > > remain
> >
> > > > as innocent as a first-time bride.
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > 'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
he
> >
> > > > died as we were checking into our hotel.
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > 'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
> >
> > > > limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding
annulled
> >
> > > > immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
> >
> > > >
> >
> > > > 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night
for
> >
> > > > four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me
how good
> >
> > > > it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
> >
> > > >
> >
> > >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
> >
>
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