[Pipe smokers] Re: Joke

Well Jeff you can't say things haven't happened, no one said they had
to be good.
LOL
Ted


--- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com, Jeffery Suter <jeff@...> wrote:
>
> LOL! Yeah Ted, and we all know how great things have turned out
with the reps in charge!
>
> Good job right wing!
>
> Best-
> Jeff <--- pinko moderator #2
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Ted Weidner <stogieiv@...>
> To: pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Friday, July 4, 2008 9:08:19 AM
> Subject: [Pipe smokers] Re: Joke
>
>
> And take that you commie pinko JohnO.
> LMAO
> Ted
>
> --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "Howard M. Davis"
<sierra60@ .>
> wrote:
> >
> > It's not my style to launch political discussion, and the Sun
rises
> in
> > the South, but I just couldn't help myself on this one. Please
> don't
> > respond...unless you just can't help yourself.
> >
> > A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
> > and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown
for
> > her fourth wedding.
> >
> > 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type
> > and color dress are you looking for?'
> >
> > The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'
> >
> > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
> > this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
> > appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for
> those
> > who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps
ivory
> > or sky blue would be nice.'
> >
> > 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> > directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> > appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
> remain
> > as innocent as a first-time bride.
> >
> > 'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
> > died as we were checking into our hotel.
> >
> > 'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
> > limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding
annulled
> > immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
> >
> > 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
> >
> > 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for
> > four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how
good
> > it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
> >
>
>
>
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>

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