I'm not a member of an organized political party. I'm a Democrat.
Close if not right on the nose.
Jud
--- On Wed, 7/9/08, riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@hotmail.com> wrote:
From: riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@hotmail.com>
Subject: [Pipe smokers] Re: Joke
To: pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 1:12 AM
Are you kidding?
Democrats TELL jokes like this in between bouts of calling for Reid
and Pelosi's heads.
Let's remember, the party and the party leadership are two entirely
different things.
Besides, there's a long history of this. Check out some of Will
Rogers' jokes about the Democrats. (Which was an entirely different
bunch back then, but still.....)
--- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "jimijammer69" <jimijammer69@ ...>
wrote:
>
> WATCH OUT...here comes a herd of Democrats after you!!!
>
> --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "Howard M. Davis" <sierra60@>
> wrote:
> >
> > It's not my style to launch political discussion, and the Sun rises
> in
> > the South, but I just couldn't help myself on this one. Please
> don't
> > respond...unless you just can't help yourself.
> >
> > A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
> > and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
> > her fourth wedding.
> >
> > 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type
> > and color dress are you looking for?'
> >
> > The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'
> >
> > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
> > this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
> > appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for
> those
> > who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory
> > or sky blue would be nice.'
> >
> > 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> > directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> > appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
> remain
> > as innocent as a first-time bride.
> >
> > 'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
> > died as we were checking into our hotel.
> >
> > 'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
> > limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled
> > immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
> >
> > 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
> >
> > 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for
> > four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good
> > it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
> >
>
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