every horse thief
> is a democrat.
As through this world I ramble,
I meet some funny men.
Some will rob you with a sixgun
and some with a fountain pen.
But as through this world you ramble
and through this world you roam,
you'll never see an outlaw
drive a family from its home.
--Woody Guthrie
On Sun, Jul 13, 2008 at 3:01 PM, Allan <mutsy1951@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Horace Greeley once wrote that not all Democrats are horse thieves,
> but every horse thief is a democrat.
>
> Smoke in peace,
> Al
> --- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com <pipesmokers2%40yahoogroups.com>,
> "riggersouldance"
> <rigger_souldance@...> wrote:
> >
> > That's the most well known one.... there are others too. :)
> >
> > --- In pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com <pipesmokers2%40yahoogroups.com>,
> Jud Cole <campbellajc@> wrote:
> > >
> > > Will Rogers:
> > > I'm not a member of an organized political party. I'm a Democrat.
> > >
> > > Close if not right on the nose.
> > > Jud
> > >
> > > --- On Wed, 7/9/08, riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@> wrote:
> > > From: riggersouldance <rigger_souldance@>
> > > Subject: [Pipe smokers] Re: Joke
> > > To: pipesmokers2@yahoogroups.com <pipesmokers2%40yahoogroups.com>
> > > Date: Wednesday, July 9, 2008, 1:12 AM
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Are you kidding?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Democrats TELL jokes like this in between bouts of calling for
> Reid
> > >
> > > and Pelosi's heads.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Let's remember, the party and the party leadership are two
> entirely
> > >
> > > different things.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Besides, there's a long history of this. Check out some of Will
> > >
> > > Rogers' jokes about the Democrats. (Which was an entirely
> different
> > >
> > > bunch back then, but still.....)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "jimijammer69"
> <jimijammer69@
> > ...>
> > >
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > > WATCH OUT...here comes a herd of Democrats after you!!!
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > > --- In pipesmokers2@ yahoogroups. com, "Howard M. Davis"
> <sierra60@>
> > >
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > It's not my style to launch political discussion, and the Sun
> rises
> > >
> > > > in
> > >
> > > > > the South, but I just couldn't help myself on this one.
> Please
> > >
> > > > don't
> > >
> > > > > respond...unless you just can't help yourself.
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
> > >
> > > > > and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding
> gown for
> > >
> > > > > her fourth wedding.
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what
> type
> > >
> > > > > and color dress are you looking for?'
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a
> veil.'
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
> > >
> > > > > this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered
> more
> > >
> > > > > appropriate for brides who are being married the first time,
> for
> > >
> > > > those
> > >
> > > > > who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean.
> Perhaps ivory
> > >
> > > > > or sky blue would be nice.'
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > 'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
> > >
> > > > > directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
> > >
> > > > > appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages,
> I
> > >
> > > > remain
> > >
> > > > > as innocent as a first-time bride.
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > 'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
> he
> > >
> > > > > died as we were checking into our hotel.
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > 'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
> > >
> > > > > limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding
> annulled
> > >
> > > > > immediately and never spoke to each other again.'
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > > > 'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night
> for
> > >
> > > > > four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me
> how good
> > >
> > > > > it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'
> > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
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> > >
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> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
> > >
> >
>
>
>
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